I just found a bookmark I made a couple of years ago, stuck inside an old book. It’s just a quote from Tao Lin’s Eeeee Eee Eeee printed on red cardstock, then laminated. I didn’t care much for the book itself–it simply wasn’t my cup of tea–but I thought that these particular lines were hilarious:
“I need a wife,” Steve says in a booth.
“I need…I don’t know. I knead bread.”
I see my sense of humor hasn’t evolved much… 😛