Alex Lyons is one of four writers for Chick Habit, a gossip blog that is quickly gaining a mass following. The writers are each required to score a total of one million hits a month, so the bitchier and more controversial their articles are, the more likely they are to draw page views. If a writer manages to find a juicy story, she might even luck out and have her post scheduled during the high-traffic lunch hour, when office workers across the city are surfing the web during their break while eating their sad desk salads.
Contrary to the exciting writing career her mother envisions, Alex’s life is actually falling apart. She wakes up at 6:20 every morning just in time to kiss her boyfriend before he leaves for work and is plopped on her couch less than five minutes later scanning the television networks and her online feeds to find material for the first post of the day. She’ll be on that couch all day, writing articles and consuming massive quantities of media, so paranoid about missing a scoop that it consumes her life and affects her relationship with her boyfriend. The only time she leaves the couch is to change into the same dirty muumuu and pop downstairs for five minutes to buy lunch (a sad desk salad, of course).
One day a scoop comes her way that will guarantee her million hits for the month: the daughter of How to Raise a Genius, Times Four author turned wannabe politician is caught on camera in a very private moment. Alex is torn between breaking the story — hence taking the smug author/politician down a few notches — or protecting the girl’s privacy. After all, the girl isn’t famous. Her mother is. Breaking this scoop could possibly ruin the girl’s life. The guilt spurred on by her work makes Alex completely neurotic.
The book’s author, Jessica Grose, knows all about this world of gossip blogging; she was an editor at Jezebel before moving on to other publications. Her heroine, however, never seems cut out for this line of work. I understand the ethical quandaries she often felt, but honestly? I thought she made a way bigger deal of everything than was necessary. She works for a gossipy website where snark is key. What does she expect?
But hey, it’s a fluffy book. It did what it was supposed to do: entertain.
Sad Desk Salad was released in October 2012 by William Morrow Paperbacks, an imprint of HarperCollins.